Thursday 17 December 2009

Ebay Tosser is alive | Plus bonus Gay Jeans

Well roll me a fat one - Twatty ebay wanker has finally send me the money for the pile of crap I've disguised as a working unit


I have added a, fair, in my opinion TAT, twat added tax, in that although I would normally include the cables etc, they were not in the picture so the twat is not having them


Hopefully that will prompt him to have drive out tomorrow in the forcast snow and with a bit of luck crash his overspec'd 4 x 4 into a tree


One can only hope that the resultant lack of transport makes him late for work and buys him for a final written warning and immediate sacking - Just before xmas too - excellent


Haha - Bastard


All this could have been avoided with timely correspondance and attention to your commitments you wanker - Next time think ahead


On another ebay note I feel I have met my ebay nemesis


Nemesis advertised 1 x Pair mens Jean, with a nice picture of same

Fine, all good - I buy now (hey I pay straight away - live by the sword, die by the sword)

They arrive next day - Very good - I unpack, and guess what

There's a fucking strap and buckle at the arse part of the jeans


I go back and check the description to make sure I didn't inadvertantly bid on

Mens Jeans with Big Fuck Off Gay Strap and Buckle on Arse


Nope it's not me, surfice to say the full weight of retribution will be swinging his way very shortly


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